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Welcome to the world of
stand tall or you'll be sent to motivation platoon

this page is dedicated to my good friend
Drill Instructor - USMC - Retired
( even he was a recruit at one time )


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" Remember Your Drill Instructors "

( they'll never forget you )

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Remember those tough guys who met you the first day in boot camp,
the guys that told you that you were nothing but low life pieces of scum ....

Remember those tough guys who told you all kind of wierd things like:
I'm going to be your mother, father, sister, wife and your girlfriend ....



" THEY WERE KIND OF SPECIAL "


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" DRILL INSTRUCTORS CREED "


These recruits are entrusted to my care, I will train them to the best of my ability
I will develop them into smartly disciplined, physically fit, basically trained Marines
Thoroughly indoctrinated in the love of Corps and Country
I will demand of them, and demonstrate by my own personal example, the highest
standards of personal conduct, morality, and professional skill ....


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"MSgt. Dennis Kibler and Golf"

In the beginning, when primitive man picked up a stick
and beat the ground repeatedly while swearing,
it was called:
"Anger"

When a grown man in the 90's does the exact same thing,
it is called:
"Dennis Golfing"


Just the other day while on the first tee,
Dennis was overheard praying
while down on his knees, head bowed,
saying the following:
"make thy ball lie in green pastures"
NOT
"in still waters"
Dennis 3. par 72


****** AND WHILE I'M AT IT ******

"Dennis And His Bride"

Not long ago, a beautiful young lady entered his life,
her name is Liz, and to her he said, "be my bride" ....

Dennis was cool, because in love he fell,
and being a drill instructor, he didn't even yell ....

She accepted saying, "yes, you can be my suiter",
"just as long as at home you have a computer" ....

As time passed, the WWW they had found,
she lives on the internet, while Dennis
digs foxholes out back in the ground ....

I'm concerned about her now, she's taking a tumble,
because everytime I try to talk to her via ICQ, it is
the following is all she'll mumble ....

C:/DOS
C:/DOS/RUN
RUN/DOS/RUN

don't worry .... we all love you
"Dizzy Lizzy"


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